First come, first served-guaranteed same day service

No please, no thank you, no food

No one to sit in Jim’s chair between 4p & 6p

Report any Elvis Sightings to server

Selected members of the staff available for private parties

No drinking or loudness on streets

Please no stealing bottled sauces

Don't feed kitchen staff

Please accommodate Scunny, please laugh at his jokes

Please no pepper playing-no touching the Barbie cage

Natty Boh will not be served in a glass

Parties can be subject to 18% gratuity

Don’t drink & drive

Please no pipe or cigar smoking-no dancing on tables

Our food is spicy, please check with your server...we don’t want to eat your food because you can’t

All house rules are enforced by night manager Steve

We love New York. It’s the Yankees we hate!

Be nice or leave

Thanks for hangin out!

Scunny would like to dedicate this menu to Tom Sterling, the quiet man.